Dixie

Adopted in 2016, I learned English in 2023. My family wasn't giving me enough playtime, so I had to learn English to really get through to them. I still can't drive. Although, IDK why, clearly you can see me in the DRIVER'S seat. I love water but am afraid of getting in water. I may have ran off a dock when I was young and am now afraid. I DO NOT FORGET. I love breaking sticks and chasing things. People aren't allowed to hold sticks in my yard, I am the only one. Squirrels also are not allowed in my yard. It’s MY YARD. not squirrels yard. Now that I've given you the spiel in English. Lemme talk to ya in my native tongue:

BARK BARK WOOF HOWL BARK HOWL *TURNS HEAD TO THE SIDE* SNARL BARK WOOF WOOF woof woof woof WOOF